Find a Dealur (Comin’ Maybe Sometime?)

We was gonna make dis page real fancy, you know? Put da buttons, da ZIP code lookups, maybe some map thing dat spin when you drag. But den da man I work with—he tell me I need a CRM. I say “You my CEO now?” and he laugh so hard he spit Red Bull.

He from California. He got some tech company. He say, “José, why da hell would I wanna run your trailer ting? I don’t know nothin’ ‘bout axles—I sell stuff online.

I just nod cause I dunno what CRM even mean. Thought it was like a sandwich or somethin’.

So now? No “Find a Dealer” tool yet. I dunno when. Maybe next week. Maybe after lunch. Maybe never.

Right now, you wanna be a dealer? You just call me. We make a deal. You set your own price. No MSRP. If some other dealer cry about it in other state? That’s y’all problem. Go battle it out. I’m watchin’ with popcorn.

We just tryna bring our family-built trailur biz to America and see if you likes it.

So yah—dealer program? Dunno when. Might be never. But hey, at least I’m honest.